But not every father and son relationship is as dysfunctional. Sometimes they can be even worse, like the aging Star Wars fanboy we picture forcing his son to join him down by the river—we mean the swamps of Dagobah—to do a little fishing with this poorly-themed tackle set. The lightsaber-handled fishing rod is its only saving grace, and even then... ugh.
Of course this is literally just the tip of the Star Destroyer here. There are thousands upon thousands of terrible Star Wars products out there, so feel free to share your favorite atrocities in the comments.